Gorb Studio

Free · No pitch · 1 to 2 days

Find out what your site is costing you.

Send me your URL. You get back a one-page teardown with your real mobile speed, how you stack up against the businesses ranking above you, and the three things I would fix first. Written by a person who actually opened your site.

Four areas, one page, no jargon.

  1. Speed, on a phone

    Your real mobile load time, what is causing it, and how you compare to the businesses ranking above you.

  2. Google visibility

    Whether your listing is set up right, which categories you are missing, and your review count against your closest competitors.

  3. Turning visitors into calls

    Whether a stranger on a phone can tell what you do and reach you in under ten seconds.

  4. The technical layer

    Page titles, structured data, broken links, security headers, accessibility. The invisible stuff that quietly decides your ranking.

The honest part

The report ends with the full list of what I would do, in plain English. You are welcome to hand it to whoever built your site, or do it yourself. There is no gated version and nothing held back to force a call.

No call required, at any point.

You send

A URL and an email

That is genuinely all I need. Everything else I can find myself.

I dig

Real tests, not a template

Google's own speed tooling, your live Google listing, your competitors' numbers, and a read of the page source.

You get

One page, in your inbox

Within one to two business days. Read it, act on it, ignore it. Up to you.

The ones people actually ask.

Mostly a version of "what's the catch." Fair question.

Email me instead
What does it cost?
Nothing. There is no upsell attached and no follow-up sequence. If you read it and fix everything yourself, that is a completely fine outcome.
What is the catch?
The catch is that some people who read one decide to hire me. Most do not, and I would rather send fifty useful audits than chase fifty people.
How long does it take?
One to two business days. It is a real teardown, not an automated PDF, so it takes as long as it takes to actually look.
Do I need to get on a call?
No. The report is sent by email and it stands on its own. There is a booking link at the bottom if you want to walk through it, and that is optional.
Will you tell me I need a new website?
Only if you do. Plenty of sites need three fixes, not a rebuild, and the report will say so. Telling everyone they need a rebuild is how you end up not being trusted.

Would rather just talk it through?

Fifteen minutes, no charge, and I will pull your site up while we talk.